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26th July 2014

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xbean:

ablogfortwolovers:

WHY DONT MORE PEOPLE LOVE STING RAYS LOOK AT THAT FACE

Because they ganged up on the crocodile hunter and shanked him in cold blood.

xbean:

ablogfortwolovers:

WHY DONT MORE PEOPLE LOVE STING RAYS LOOK AT THAT FACE

Because they ganged up on the crocodile hunter and shanked him in cold blood.

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26th July 2014

Post reblogged from Just A Random Girl. with 172,256 notes

sexhaver:

fairycave:

sexhaver:

nobody in college gives a shit ive seen peope walking to class in heavy snow in sweats and a tshirt and flip flops ive seen people wear studio headphones in lecture ive heard so many professors curse its really some next level shit and high school did not prepare me for it

I was not prepared for university particularly this one lecturer that would slip in a photograph of fisting into presentations to check we were paying attention

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26th July 2014

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mightyflower:

to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”

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25th July 2014

Photoset reblogged from Nothing kills a man faster than his own head with 343,097 notes

schoolfact:

this blog will make you laugh your ass off!

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24th July 2014

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23rd July 2014

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22nd July 2014

Photoset reblogged from no with 9,856 notes

thephanfeeling:

hiraganna:

fall-out-phil:

the-dan-under-the-phil:

voguelester:

danhowellsbitch:

Bullshit. We all know it lasted until you were 20 Dan

xD lLAMAS PLACENTAS!!!!1111 tHe gaME!!!!111!1!!1

YOUr mUM xD!!1!!!11

oMg deLiA sMiTH!!!1!11!one

STROKE MY GLABELLA!1!!1 lol1!!!

Never not reblogging this.

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22nd July 2014

Video reblogged from no with 63,868 notes

philslostboy:

karinacerise:

pizzaofdansoul:

danandphilarenotforhire:

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danisnotonfire:

as a sneak peek of my new video here is a clip of me testing the lighting. i am fucking insane

I will never stop reblogging this in fear of never finding it again.

I know I just reblogged this twice but I DONT CARE

I think this is the best video dan has ever posted

yeah he fucking likes bananas

really I couldn’t tell

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22nd July 2014

Post reblogged from ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ with 551,037 notes

The kids have it all figured out.

timelordparadise:

elizabeth-shadows-forever:

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i’m actually really glad i saw this, wow

That last one is priceless

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21st July 2014

Video reblogged from dancing dan with 534 notes

punkgoesphan:

elliegalaxies:

NEW VIDEO!

WHAT YOUR HAIR COLOUR MEANS

please reblog if you enjoyed it and leave a comment telling me what you think other hair colours mean!

i dyed my hair blue but it turned to a like green/emerald/turquoise ish color what does that mean

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21st July 2014

Post reblogged from ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ with 351,982 notes

shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

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21st July 2014

Post reblogged from ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ with 777,593 notes

riley-coyote:

officialprostitute:

why do dads sneeze so loud

21st July 2014

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girlgotmuscle:

lilinternetwarrior:

theidledrifter:

jane-b-nimbel:

thesanityclause:

youngmanandoldsoul:

“Killed 99 bears”
a fact that if actually accomplished, should be put on a tombstone.

My favorite part is “We hope he has gone to rest.” What, like… they weren’t sure? Maybe, if ever the bear uprising should start again, he would rise from the ground to finish what he started and slay that 100th bear?Was this man so powerful they are concerned he might not have decided to rest at all and is simply biding his time?

The bears made that tombstone.
A warning, and a prayer.
That he really, truely stays down.

This is too badass not to reblog.

#i had 99 problems and they were all bears so i fucking killed them

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girlgotmuscle:

lilinternetwarrior:

theidledrifter:

jane-b-nimbel:

thesanityclause:

youngmanandoldsoul:

“Killed 99 bears”

a fact that if actually accomplished, should be put on a tombstone.

My favorite part is “We hope he has gone to rest.” What, like… they weren’t sure? Maybe, if ever the bear uprising should start again, he would rise from the ground to finish what he started and slay that 100th bear?

Was this man so powerful they are concerned he might not have decided to rest at all and is simply biding his time?

The bears made that tombstone.

A warning, and a prayer.

That he really, truely stays down.

This is too badass not to reblog.

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21st July 2014

Post reblogged from with 1,950 notes

notphillester:

friendly reminder that dan looks at phil like this

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21st July 2014

Photoset reblogged from I'm NOT okay until MCR are back with 9,851 notes

ke-avy:

GIVEAWAY!!!

giving away my MCR Black Parade jacket because i hardly wear it anymore and i need wardrobe space!!!

its a size medium.


rules!!!

mbf me
i ship internationally ❤️ ill pay for postage.
must be willing to give ur address or i cant rly ship it u know
reblogs AND likes count!!! ill be picking the winner using random.org
ends in a month at 8pm!! (july 26th UK time)

((soz i typed this out on my phone it might be shitty))

any questions? feel free to message me

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