WHY DONT MORE PEOPLE LOVE STING RAYS LOOK AT THAT FACE
Because they ganged up on the crocodile hunter and shanked him in cold blood.
nobody in college gives a shit ive seen peope walking to class in heavy snow in sweats and a tshirt and flip flops ive seen people wear studio headphones in lecture ive heard so many professors curse its really some next level shit and high school did not prepare me for it
I was not prepared for university particularly this one lecturer that would slip in a photograph of fisting into presentations to check we were paying attention
to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”
Bullshit. We all know it lasted until you were 20 Dan
xD lLAMAS PLACENTAS!!!!1111 tHe gaME!!!!111!1!!1
YOUr mUM xD!!1!!!11
oMg deLiA sMiTH!!!1!11!one
STROKE MY GLABELLA!1!!1 lol1!!!
Never not reblogging this.
as a sneak peek of my new video here is a clip of me testing the lighting. i am fucking insane
I will never stop reblogging this in fear of never finding it again.
I know I just reblogged this twice but I DONT CARE
I think this is the best video dan has ever posted
yeah he fucking likes bananas
really I couldn’t tell
i’m actually really glad i saw this, wow
That last one is priceless
WHAT YOUR HAIR COLOUR MEANS
i dyed my hair blue but it turned to a like green/emerald/turquoise ish color what does that mean
okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl
female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.
so in conclusion
if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick
THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST
why do dads sneeze so loud
“Killed 99 bears”
a fact that if actually accomplished, should be put on a tombstone.
My favorite part is “We hope he has gone to rest.” What, like… they weren’t sure? Maybe, if ever the bear uprising should start again, he would rise from the ground to finish what he started and slay that 100th bear?
Was this man so powerful they are concerned he might not have decided to rest at all and is simply biding his time?
The bears made that tombstone.
A warning, and a prayer.
That he really, truely stays down.
This is too badass not to reblog.
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friendly reminder that dan looks at phil like this
giving away my MCR Black Parade jacket because i hardly wear it anymore and i need wardrobe space!!!
its a size medium.
i ship internationally ❤️ ill pay for postage.
must be willing to give ur address or i cant rly ship it u know
reblogs AND likes count!!! ill be picking the winner using random.org
ends in a month at 8pm!! (july 26th UK time)
((soz i typed this out on my phone it might be shitty))
any questions? feel free to message me
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