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29th August 2014

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fedorable-patrick:

Photographed: Young beautiful mother going on a walk with her angsty emo teenage son

fedorable-patrick:

Photographed: Young beautiful mother going on a walk with her angsty emo teenage son

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28th August 2014

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hemm-hood:

my hAPPY LITTLE PILL
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28th August 2014

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sexyendscreendans:

Princess Dan is kawaii as frick.

I was gonna use a tiara picture from the radio show but I couldn’t find a good one so I found this one instead. 

sexyendscreendans:

Princess Dan is kawaii as frick.

I was gonna use a tiara picture from the radio show but I couldn’t find a good one so I found this one instead. 

28th August 2014

Photoset reblogged from Let's make it bigger with 1,043 notes

nah-lets-make-it-bigger:

As promised

(X) (X)

28th August 2014

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stillintoyoutube:

do you ever just realize youre wasting your teenage life reading gay sex and youre like

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28th August 2014

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dorkybear:

DorkyLittleSmile♡

dorkybear:

DorkyLittleSmile♡

28th August 2014

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rhink-muffins-love:

When your otp does something and you just can’t… :  

rhink-muffins-love:

When your otp does something and you just can’t… :  

28th August 2014

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notlostonanadventure:

bewbin:

if u were dating a FBI agent and you dumped him.

he would be ur fed ex 

I hope the NSA people scanning my blog got a chuckle out of that

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28th August 2014

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willsmiff:

kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine

#i am also full of snacks and darkness

willsmiff:

kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine

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28th August 2014

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broken-gaydar:

starrygraveyard:

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

what

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28th August 2014

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yahoodrive:

why do local moms always need sex

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28th August 2014

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divinedorothy:

do you ever think about how fucked you’d be in medieval times with your weak eyesight, asthma and homosexual tendencies

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28th August 2014

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sixeyedandmagic:

awesomephilia:

even jesus pooped

Holy shit

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28th August 2014

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snailwitch:

"clean up clean up everybody do your share" what the FUCK is this communist propaganda 

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28th August 2014

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lost-in-ikea:

glam00ur:

all 46 excuses on my friends wall, 

1. i was just really, really early for tomorrow

2. we can’t all be usain bolt

3. in this day and age, we shouldn’t need labels like “late”

4. i had pe first period do you blame me

5. i really, really didn’t want to sing

6. my brother thought it would be hilarious to drop me outside the prison gates

7. you can’t tell me how to live my life

8. #YOLO

9. my legs fell off and i had to roll all the way to the emergency clinic

10. there was a freak yachting accident

11. i am a fucking retard

12. this is just for my wall

13. do you even read these

14. “it does not matter how slow you go, so long as you do not stop

15. i spent my entire night writing tom daley fanfiction

16. my father left my mother for an air hostess seven years ago do you expect me to get over that emotional trauma overnight

17. sarah palin and i got into a twitter war and i couldn’t leave and let her win

18. traffic jammy jammy jam

19. how can i go to school when alex turner

20. my sim was having an emotional meltdown and i needed to be there for her

21. i was sticking it to the man

22. i spent my entire night worrying if i would ever lose my virginity 

23. fifty shades of late; i was walking and then i caught the eye of an attractive member of the opposite sex and we began exchanging significant looks and i knew we would one day make sweet love so i just walked alongside him and tried to catch his eye and to be continued

24. part two he was playing hard to get so we walked and walked and he had the perfect hair colour it was sort of beige brown anyway it turned out he was walking to a bus stop so obviously i had to catch the bus because true love and silently we rode out to papakura and into the sunset

25. my meth lab caught fire

26. my bed is more comfortable than your school will ever be

27. i was sad

28. it was a nice day, so i walked leisurely

29. i had beat my younger brother for saying “swag”

30. i had to travel back to the 1950’s to ensure my birth

31. 2 kool 4 scool

32. i had to stop, collaborate and listen

33. i tried

34. i’m sorry i’m late

      it’s not my fault

      my auntie was killed

      and i joined a cult

35. a haiku about lateness:

late late late late late

late late late late late late late

 late late late late late

36. my best friend was telling me how to give a satisfactory blow job i wish i was joking

37. i was fashionably late

38. i was caught in a flash mob true story omfg

39. i did not choose the late life, the late life chose me

40. do

41. you

42. even

43. read

44. these

45. i was fighting al qaeda

46. traffic

YESSSS IT’S ON MY DASHBOARD AGAIN

the post that doesn’t age

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